Look at all those people, Francis. What are they celebrating For? In the grand scheme of things, they have accomplished nothing in the past year worth celebrating. And instead of using this timeto plan valuable contributionsto themselves and the universe, they waste it by getting really drunk and waking up naked in the park. ugg... But you and I have values, Francis. We refuse to get sucked into the great new years marketing machine! We refuse to don paper hats and funny noise makers! We demand meaningful change so that we have reason to celebrate! R?sistez aux chapeaux dr?les ! Toot! Traitor.

Resist the Funny Hats! Comic Archive 2003-2005, Resist the Funny Hats!, Originally published on December 31, 2003

The Good Little Robot

The Good Little Robot finished publishing regularly online in late 2005. New original strips can be seen in the bi–monthly publication Zoinks! Magazine.

The Story

The Good Little Robot is stranded here on Earth. With no way home, he tries to make the best of things by fitting into society. He gets a dull job, makes friends with Francis, a quiet sheep, and Robin, a young data-entry clerk who longs to get her journalism career back on track. A top secret, yet mostly inept government agency whose purpose is apparently to cover up the truth about extra-terrestrial life on Earth quickly catches wind of robot's existence, and makes his life a little more interesting than he would have liked.


The Good Little Robot has been seen in these fine publications:


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