Hey, Doc, have you seen Robin? I need to return this original she left in the copier and...uh, why so glum, chum? Because I'M a failure! Poof! Plink! Marketing found out I Invented Teleportation, And They're Like, "Know what would make it even better? Make It Red!" And I'M Like, "Red?! It's Teleportation! It Doesn't Have Colour!" But if it doesn't follow the corporate brand guidelines, it'll never see the light of day. But I can't do It! It's Not Possible! and Who Really Cares What Colour It Is, anyway? It's Teleportation For Crying Out Loud! Brand, brand, brand! I'll buy anything that matches my tie. I could teleport the marketing department into space, and forget this whole thing.

Red Teleportation Comic Archive 2003-2005, Red Teleportation, Originally published on February 16, 2004

The Good Little Robot

The Good Little Robot finished publishing regularly online in late 2005. New original strips can be seen in the bi–monthly publication Zoinks! Magazine.

The Story

The Good Little Robot is stranded here on Earth. With no way home, he tries to make the best of things by fitting into society. He gets a dull job, makes friends with Francis, a quiet sheep, and Robin, a young data-entry clerk who longs to get her journalism career back on track. A top secret, yet mostly inept government agency whose purpose is apparently to cover up the truth about extra-terrestrial life on Earth quickly catches wind of robot's existence, and makes his life a little more interesting than he would have liked.


The Good Little Robot has been seen in these fine publications:


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