My monitor died! Some men came and took it away. You think they might leave me a replacement, but no! I have a report due This afternoon, and no monitor to write it on! I can help! I'll plug into your computer, you dictate your report to me, and I'll read to you what's on the "screen". CHEAP VIAGRA! BIG WANKER! FREE GIRLS!!! Gah! Not the email! Volume down! Exit! Exit! Robin Robot office Nano Corp cunicle computer keyboard mouse cables desk chair 113 leafy plant sad anxious yelling

Cooties, Part 1 Comic Archive 2003-2005, Cooties, Part 1, Originally published on September 03, 2004

The Good Little Robot

The Good Little Robot finished publishing regularly online in late 2005. New original strips can be seen in the bi–monthly publication Zoinks! Magazine.

The Story

The Good Little Robot is stranded here on Earth. With no way home, he tries to make the best of things by fitting into society. He gets a dull job, makes friends with Francis, a quiet sheep, and Robin, a young data-entry clerk who longs to get her journalism career back on track. A top secret, yet mostly inept government agency whose purpose is apparently to cover up the truth about extra-terrestrial life on Earth quickly catches wind of robot's existence, and makes his life a little more interesting than he would have liked.


The Good Little Robot has been seen in these fine publications:


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